https://www.thomasdimson.com/home daily 1.0 2025-09-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5eb70441d76c927dae9f66b0/1589055816410-HDFEREL71KZ2EQ6UDKOI/Thomas+Dimson.jpg Thomas Dimson - Hello I’m the original author of Instagram’s content ranking algorithms (non-chronological feed, stories and explore) and was a principal engineer / director from 2013-2020. In that time, I also invented products such as the stories polling sticker, Hyperlapse, and emojineering and was named one of the top ten most creative people in business by Fast Company. Currently, I am a Member of Technical Staff at OpenAI in San Francisco. Previously, I was the co-founder and CEO of Global Illumination, Inc in New York City. Other random side-projects include This Word Does Not Exist and the obvious extension into This Fucked Up Homer Does Not Exist.